-Does the 'pager' function still work? I can't get it to work, and I
don't know if it's my ZoneAlarm or if it's no longer an FR option
so I thought I would ask before wasting any more time.
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The "pager" has been replaced with modern 21st century technology.
Here's how it works:
1. Remove the manhole cover from the sewer closest to your hhome.
2. Squat down with your butt fully over the open sewer hole.
(dropping your shorts produces maximum results, but this
procedure is optional, depending on your lust for success.)
3. Concentrate on pager recipient's location. Then grunt, squeeze
and release massive BOOMS of pager energy directly into the
open manhole.
4. Within mere seconds, the target manhole will magically pop open,
thus notifying your targeted pager person to contact you ASAP !!!
Congratulations, Nita. You are now a "SEWERSIDE BOOMER" !!! ;-))
LOL! That's disgusting!