[Heartlander]

On vacation – too much time… It is good to step back and laugh though…Wrote most of these a long time ago – added a few.

[11B3]

OK - I've got one for you.

Q: Why did God give Monica one more brain cell than a cow?
A: So she wouldn't $hit all over when Bill played with her tits.

[ZOOKER]

For a while there I believed in reincarnation, but now I'm back to my old self again.

[sonserae]

Did you really write these? They are great. You must be Jack Handey Jr....

[philman_36]

Wrote most of these a long time ago – added a few.
You should have left off the new ones you added.

[Registered]

bump

[dead]

LOL! I'm gonna try that swimming pool one on my neice and nephews this summer.

[Nea Wood]

I am going to live in the now -- starting tomorrow.

[Damocles]

I'm special just like everyone else.

[FrdmLvr]

Thanks for the laughs!

[meadsjn]

Isn't it ironic how the very people you want to see the irony of an issue, don't get it.

Just today I was talking to the ex-wife of a cop (ex- because he was abusive), and the topic turned to gun control. She felt no one should have guns but cops.

[BibChr]

This needs a bump.

[mlocher]

thanks, but i did detect a typo. you said that you set cats on fire. that is terrible. i know that you meant to say that you set democrats on fire.

[tpaine]

Pathetic..


Sympathy bumpkin.