[stands2reason]

Texas ain't Houston. We got everything; plains, prairies, desert, mountains, you name it. Tell you the truth, I wouldn't live in Houston, either.

[Blondie]

Having grown up in Galveston and having lived in Houston for 12 years (now living in K.C.) I would have to rephrase that. Houston ain't Texas. I love Texas and go back every chance I get, but can't handle Houston.