[ChemistCat]

It always 'mazes me how well-mannered Texans are nowaday. Fifty year ago, a man like Jennings would have got hisself soaked with spittle right quick, 'specially in Dallas, where they don' tolerate no sissy Canadian passyfits.

[No Truce With Kings]

It always 'mazes me how well-mannered Texans are nowaday.

You mean you have not heard of the Texas version of survivor? You win if you can complete a drive from Abilene, TX to Midland, TX, to Bryan/College Station, and then to Ft. Worth in a Yugo with a bumper sticker that says "I'm gay, voted for Gore, and I'm here to take your guns."

[KeepTheEdge]

I thought everyone in Texas spoke spanish, and were no taller than 5 foot.

I thought Mexico controlled texas now.

That's what I get for thinking.