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If you are in your limousine at the airport when your country is under a state of maximum alert due to the first act of war directed at its shores in sixty years, and if the airport officials allow you to drive your limousine onto the tarmac to board your plane directly (thereby finessing the interminable lines in which ordinary peons wait to have their baggage checked), and if, as you are approaching the tarmac, you see some poor, hapless, security guard standing in your way, waving at you to stop so that he can clear you to enter the tarmac area, and if you say to your driver, "Floor it!" then you might be a Clinton.