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......., you might be a Clinton
The Arrakis Street Journal | November 19, 2001 | Paul Atreides

Posted on 11/19/2001 2:37:22 PM PST by Paul Atreides

On a thread located at Laura Bush Zings Hillary ,I posted how funny it would be if Jeff Foxworthy did a take on his "You might be a redneck" routine, only changed to "You might be a Clinton". It has blossomed into some very funny posts by several Freepers! Check them out and come back and add your own!


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillary; x42
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To: Lucky2
If you go shopping, in Rio, with Hannibal Lector and purchase a thong bikini "for your daughter", you might be a Clinton.
81 posted on 11/19/2001 5:52:02 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: river rat
If your minions are already investigating the names of the Freepers on this thread and adding them to the master revenge list, you might be a Clinton.

If you consult with your army of pollsters a week before the presidential election, then tell the British press that Gore will lose by 10 percentage points, and two weeks later tell an audience that Gore won the election legitimately, you might be a Clinton. If the press agrees to help with the lie for over a year, you might be a Clinton.

If innocent babies instinctively want to smack your wife upside the head, you might be a Clinton.

82 posted on 11/19/2001 6:07:35 PM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl
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To: Paul Atreides
If you are a mouth breather... you might be a Clinton.
83 posted on 11/19/2001 6:12:40 PM PST by mckinleysghost
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To: Ragtime Cowgirl
If you have bad enough taste to wanna have sex w/Monica, you gotta be a Klintoon.
84 posted on 11/19/2001 6:13:00 PM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Paul Atreides
Bump for more! More!
85 posted on 11/19/2001 6:19:06 PM PST by Semper911
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To: Paul Atreides
If you helped close the Washington D.C office of the Rose Law Firm...****G***
86 posted on 11/19/2001 6:32:01 PM PST by JMJ333
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To: YepYep
Thanks for the heads up! Jeepers!!!
87 posted on 11/19/2001 6:37:38 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: MeeknMing
Thanks for the heads up!
88 posted on 11/19/2001 6:38:29 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Paul Atreides
You might be a Clinton if that line of coke (running 4 feet long down the coffee table) looks a little thin...
89 posted on 11/19/2001 6:41:33 PM PST by nagdt
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To: SlickWillard
If you've ever driven an El Camino with the bed lined in astroturf...

If you ever lit up a joint but didn't inhale....


90 posted on 11/19/2001 6:41:44 PM PST by JMJ333
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To: JMJ333
If the most dangerous place in the world is between you and a TV camera, YMBAC
91 posted on 11/19/2001 6:42:28 PM PST by null and void
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To: mombonn
You might be a clintbilly if you only own ONE snaggly black pantsuit.

ROFLMAO
92 posted on 11/19/2001 6:42:47 PM PST by Fiddlstix
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To: Alamo-Girl
Thanks for the heads up!

Clinton's last words dropping off a date?

93 posted on 11/19/2001 6:43:52 PM PST by null and void
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To: Paul Atreides
What, no ping? you might be a clinton.

LOL.

94 posted on 11/19/2001 6:43:56 PM PST by Roebucks
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To: Paul Atreides
If you think the Taliban are allies, you might be a clinton.
95 posted on 11/19/2001 6:45:43 PM PST by Roebucks
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To: Paul Atreides
When a curse is imposed on anyone you know or anyplace you go, like Vince Foster or moving to New York City, you might be a Clinton.
96 posted on 11/19/2001 6:45:49 PM PST by joanofarc
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To: null and void
LOL!
97 posted on 11/19/2001 6:46:57 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Alamo-Girl
If yer name appears in the Downside Legacy a zillion times, you might be a clinton.
98 posted on 11/19/2001 6:49:21 PM PST by Roebucks
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To: null and void
If you discover that you loaned your dead mother $30,000 one year [on a $50,000 salary as governor] in the pages of her memoirs....YMBAC
99 posted on 11/19/2001 6:51:00 PM PST by JMJ333
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To: joanofarc
If your weenie ends up in hot water, you might have Clinton soup......
100 posted on 11/19/2001 6:53:29 PM PST by dayo
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