......., you might be a Clinton

The Arrakis Street Journal | November 19, 2001 | Paul Atreides

[Paul Atreides]

If you go shopping, in Rio, with Hannibal Lector and purchase a thong bikini "for your daughter", you might be a Clinton.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

If your minions are already investigating the names of the Freepers on this thread and adding them to the master revenge list, you might be a Clinton.

If you consult with your army of pollsters a week before the presidential election, then tell the British press that Gore will lose by 10 percentage points, and two weeks later tell an audience that Gore won the election legitimately, you might be a Clinton. If the press agrees to help with the lie for over a year, you might be a Clinton.

If innocent babies instinctively want to smack your wife upside the head, you might be a Clinton.

[mckinleysghost]

If you are a mouth breather... you might be a Clinton.

[Vigilantcitizen]

If you have bad enough taste to wanna have sex w/Monica, you gotta be a Klintoon.

[Semper911]

Bump for more! More!

[JMJ333]

If you helped close the Washington D.C office of the Rose Law Firm...****G***

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up! Jeepers!!!

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the heads up!

[nagdt]

You might be a Clinton if that line of coke (running 4 feet long down the coffee table) looks a little thin...

[JMJ333]

If you've ever driven an El Camino with the bed lined in astroturf...

If you ever lit up a joint but didn't inhale....

[null and void]

If the most dangerous place in the world is between you and a TV camera, YMBAC

[Fiddlstix]

You might be a clintbilly if you only own ONE snaggly black pantsuit.

ROFLMAO

[null and void]

Thanks for the heads up!

Clinton's last words dropping off a date?

[Roebucks]

What, no ping? you might be a clinton.

LOL.

[Roebucks]

If you think the Taliban are allies, you might be a clinton.

[joanofarc]

When a curse is imposed on anyone you know or anyplace you go, like Vince Foster or moving to New York City, you might be a Clinton.

[Alamo-Girl]

LOL!

[Roebucks]

If yer name appears in the Downside Legacy a zillion times, you might be a clinton.

[JMJ333]

If you discover that you loaned your dead mother $30,000 one year [on a $50,000 salary as governor] in the pages of her memoirs....YMBAC

[dayo]

If your weenie ends up in hot water, you might have Clinton soup......