Ignore this annoying "thinking" thing (you're very, very bad at it) and stick to your frequent wax jobs. I'd also suggest another trip to the mall for another pair of sensible shoes. I must also add that Duracell is having a 35% discount sale on D-cell batteries.
What makes you think they wax? The sensible shoes I believe, and the batteries are for sure. Waxing? I'm skeptical.