Christiane Amanpour Celebrates end of Taliban Rule, Shaves Beard

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[damnlimey]

Christiane Amanpour Celebrates end of Taliban Rule, Shaves Beard
		KABUL -- As Northern Alliance troops roll through Afghanistan, tens of thousands of elated residents pour into the streets with expressions of uninhibited joy. The celebration is not limited merely to residents of Afghanistan. CNN correspondent Christiane
Amanpour was so overcome with joy that she sought out the nearest barber and shaved her beard. ''This is unbelievable, like suddenly being let out of prison,'' said the world-renowned war slut. ''Last night the Taliban left, today I will shave my beard, and tomorrow I just may do something really radical; change my underwear.''

[damnlimey]

Christianne,behind the burqua
Sorry but I had to do it

Warning:Those of a sensitive disposition should not click this link.

[Fintan]

Depends are on aisle 12.

Thanks. Now you tell me...

[BaBaStooey]

My favorite NY Post columnist Andrea Peyser wrote the "war slut" editorial, and as I can recall, it was not too long after Amonpour went out to Afghanistan (September 21, I think). I checked my bookmarks and I did not bookmark it, but I know I posted on the thread. All I have to do is a self-search on myself and I think I can find it, however, it will take some time.

[Palladin]

HAHAHAHAHA! Best and funniest headline of the war!

What next? Her armpits?

[BaBaStooey]

OK, now I can't find it. Who bookmarked the "war slut" article????? Andrea Peyser's editorial, September 21, 2001.

[damnlimey]

"Whats next ,her armpits?"

see #21

[Roger_W_Isom]

BRITISH(?????) sense of humor????? ROFLMAO!!! THIS is BAD!!!! ROFL

[Palladin]

Snark...gargle....choke! Christiane, uncovered at last!

[hoot2]

"Will somebody please put a burqa on that wench? She's hard core ugly. Coyote ugly. Weapons of mass destruction ugly. Her ugliness is a war crime, an offense against humanity. They have to put special tempered glass lenses on the camera for her, because she breaks the ordinary ones. Yuk."

this is what turns peter jennings on....now you know what a "sicko" he really is

[JoeSchem]

I mean she HAS to be one of the UGLIEST women(?????) Alive

Ten or fifteen years ago, I used to regard her as quite fetching. But that was before she transformed into a Clinton lap poodle.

[Curly007]

Thank you

[DoctorMichael]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!

[jackbill]

The greatest gift to humanity would be if someone could force Christiane Amanpour to wear a burqa. Forever.

[DoctorMichael]

Post #21...........EVEN BETTER!

[jackbill]

I just snorted Mountain Dew across the keyboard...

Stick to Rebel Yell. At least you'll think twice before releasing it. It's just too damned good.

[JSteff]

Great night on FR! LMAO!!

[dangermouse]

OK, now I can't find it. Who bookmarked the "war slut" article????? Andrea Peyser's editorial, September 21, 2001.

I found it with google.

[cgbg]

Reliable sources from the Northern Alliance have confirmed that this story may be true! We are awaiting confirmation from Taliban sources. ;-)

[Roger_W_Isom]

I'd NEVER thought I'd say this about a human but Amanpour HAS to be regarded as a CRIME AGAINST HUMAITY because of her UGLINESS!!! ROFLMAO