Best Wartime Quotes (so far)

Self ^ | 11/16/01 | Self

[demsux]

My favorite quotes thus far into the campaign:

"I'm not gonna launch a two million dollar missile at a ten dollar tent and hit a camel in the butt" (GWB)

"It's like feeding an alligator so he eats you last" (Rummy)

"My first thought was what the Bush tax cut would do to the efforts to rebuild NYC" (Chelsea)

"My second thought was that I was glad my mom is a senator for NY so she can help the people" (Chelsea)

"Hey Osama, you can kiss my fat royal Irish butt" (Moran)

[JoeGar]

Ann Coulter: 'Dershowitz has also offered to defend Osama bin Laden in court, saying it would be "an act of high patriotism." It's kind of too bad there isn't going to be a trial. Having Dershowitz defend him could be Osama's only shot at not being the least popular person in the courtroom.'

[RooRoobird14]

Seen on bumper stickers:

"You can run and you can hide, but you'll just die tired" ( with picture of Bin Laden )

"These colors don't run" (with picture of American flag)

"Thank God I voted for Bush" (no explanation required......)

[Lou L]

Didn't Rosie O'Donnel say:

I love Bush!

[Crusader Rabbit]

I nominate Hugh Hewitt's satire of a statement by one of the dimmer bulbs in congress:

"Please don't eat the cluster bombs!"

Two weeks later, I'm still chuckling about it.