Why We are Doomed (Spooky blast from the past)

Frugal's Survival Library ^ | 9/15/96 | Unknown

[Doomonyou]

Written in 1996...

Tin foil hat stuff back then...

(Meanwhile, perhaps in some isolated valley in Afghanistan, the initiator of all this terror watches with delight)

Somebody saw it coming.

[gcruse]

The greatest danger facing the US
and the world is nuclear terrorism.

Somebody saw it coming.

Radioactive in your part of town, is it?
I haven't seen 'it' yet.

[right]

Unless a sovereign God actually is in more control than all the good guys & the bad guys put together

[Doomonyou]

Radioactive in your part of town, is it?

No, not yet.

Terrorism on US soil in general = "IT"

[Yankee]

Stop pissing on my Friday night mood.

I'm going to go innoculate myself with the one known antidote for radiation poisoning:

Stolichnaya Vodka.

[Doomonyou]

I'm going to go innoculate myself with the one known antidote for radiation poisoning:

It is almost beer thirty...

[Yankee]

It's way past beer thirty here in the East.

Bottoms up, buddy!

[LurkedLongEnough]

We must read the same books.

[Yankee]

Drink enough and you don't care what happens.

I read a book once on 1001 uses for vodka.

Although I became an expert in theory, in practice I never got past Use #1:

Drink it straight up!

[norraad]

Or to be more traditional TanqueryMALACCA GIN the old original recipe with all the herbs,

{used to be used for malaria, I told}.

...malaria, radiation, whatever....

[Mental Floss]

Stoli's my brand, too...on the rocks.

Enough doom and gloom for this week...the bar's open!

[Libloather]

Just called the Psychic Hotline. We should be good for another 1½ years. They suggested I call back then - and many more times in between...

[Doomonyou]

Glad to here that, whats the number?

[Eaker]

I have heard that Crown Royal is a good substitute!!

I will let ya'll know in a few hours!

;<)

Eaker

[FreedomPoster]

Good suggestions in the end paragraph. Also, don't forget your means of defense. Acquire, learn to use, and buy plenty of ammo for arms. Others may want what you have saved for yourself.

[Robear]

It's going to take a lot more than two nukes to do anything more than REALLY piss us off.

[Yankee]

Gin is good.

My girlfriend maintains that every gin drinker that she has ever met, has turned nasty when they drank it.

She swears that it's the gin's properties that cause this.

My theory is that nasty drunks are nasty to begin with. Alcohol only removes their inhibitions and allows their nastiness to reveal itself.

One night, I made her the designated driver, and set out to prove my point. I started drinking Tanqueray straight up, and kept at it all evening until I couldn't see straight. But I never got cross and the smile never left my lips.

She got cranky though. She hates to be wrong, and she hates being the designated driver.

[Doomonyou]

Acquire, learn to use, and buy plenty of ammo for arms.

Been there, Done that!

Just waiting....waiting...waiting...

[Doomonyou]

that every gin drinker that she has ever met, has turned nasty when they drank it.

Tequila has that nasty reputation.