Barbie Converts to Islam

Islamic-Relief.Org ^ | February 17, 2001 | A Abdullah

[vrwc54]

Since she loves the Saudis so much, why not dress her like Saudi women:

[FITZ]

Do we even know what their women look like under the burqas?

They all look like Osama bin Laden but with shorter and thinner beards.

[PatrioticAmerican]

Making Barbie dress like a dumbass raghead subverts the doll and make her no longer a Barbie, but a slave; and we Americans do care much anymore for people who enslave others. "Taliban Barbie" is for morons who like to subject themselves to others and are too weak to survive on their own.

[Lent]

Hahaha. Patria One goes Barbie.

[Prodigal Daughter]

JIHAD JEZEBEL HELLFIRE DANCING BARBIE

[alcuin]

All Barbies must be dominated by their owners; this is just common sense.

Let a Barbie be equal, and she will soon be master.

[Bill Rice]

Don't forget the Bin Laden doll - you wind him up and he ignores Barbie, and buys the camel or Mullah Omar doll a drink.

[Thinkin' Gal]

Great find!

Dancing Fire Barbie

[Prodigal Daughter]

JIHAD JEZEBEL HELLFIRE DANCING BARBIE From Toysrus.com & Amazon.com
Editorial Review
Wow! Just who is on the Barbie Collectibles design team these days? Looking at the limited-edition Dancing Fire Barbie (the third in a series from Mattel's Essence of Nature Collection), one might guess--besides Bob Mackie--Deepak Chopra and David Lynch. With her vixen lips, feline eyes, and long crimson locks streaked with copper, this doll is more Montenegro caravan than Malibu camper. Her flowing, red satin gown seems ethereal, with beaded halter and iridescent petticoat. It's an Old World look for the New Age--an age where little girls no longer have to paint Barbie's fingernails or heat a pin to pierce her ears. Dancing Fire Barbie comes with a certificate of authenticity and a doll stand. --Tony Mason

From the Manufacturer Third in the Limited Edition Essence of Nature Collection, Barbie doll looks radiant in a striking gown inspired by the beauty and intensity of fire. Flame-shaped pieces of iridescent orange are wired to stand out against the striking gown of red charmeuse and orange taffeta. Accessories include a red beaded necklace with a single red faceted drop and matching red bead earrings.

FIRE DANCING BARBIE

Afraid of Fire, March 29, 2001
Reviewer: A toy enthusiast from Schofield,WI
My 6-year-old received Dancing Fire Barbie for her 6th birthday. Of course, we had no idea what was in the box from Amazon, purchased by her aunt, uncle, and cousins.

My daughter was scared of the doll, plain and simple. She wouldn't have anything to do with it until we stripped the clothes off and put on a teenie bopper outfit. Then she said, "Mom, I love this Barbie's hair."

This doll, though radiant, has a Satanic, sort of eerie presence. For now we have packed away the flaming outfit, but I will not hesitate to throw it out in time.

I recommend Dancing Fire Barbie for older girls and collectors. From a toy enthusiast from Wisconsin

(I guess satan is fine if you're of age?)

[AAABEST]

Terrorist Barbie?

lol

How about "Punching Bag, Uneducated, Stay at Home and Shut Up Barbie".

After all the author wants realism.

[Redcloak]

That's what I was wondering. Where's Wild-Eye-Fanatic-Suicide-Bomber-Barbie? (Or "Truck-bomb drivin' Ken"?)

[SarahW]

gee, does it come with its own clitoredectomy kit, too??

They take care of that at the factory.

[Prodigal Daughter]

So I wanted to get some Barbie clothes for my best friend's little girls, and I'm shopping online day before yesterday and I click on a high school teacher's Barbie recommendations at amazon.com, and there she was! Elementary schools teachers recommend Harry Potter, high school teachers recommend Fire Dancing Barbie and if you're in the multicultural syllabus, there's Razanne the Muslim Girl. (I like the blonde one, that's for the American wife deceived into thinking Islam means "peace").

[testforecho]

Thinkin' Gal, Prodigal Daughter This doll, though radiant, has a Satanic, sort of eerie presence

Like this?

[ladyinred]

Terrorist Barbie?

LOL! Seriously, I don't understand all the controversy about Barbie! I had one, and I didn't get an unrealistic outlook on life, or my body because of her! This whole argument is so stupid, PC Barbie with a fat belly and flat chest, pleazze!

Don't have a problem with little Muslim girls having a Barbie that is like them either. Just hope they are able to tell the difference between fantasy and reality the way the PC crowd thinks US little girls cannot.

[testforecho]

see #55

[headsonpikes]

"Suttee Barbie-complete with kerosene."

Now that's sick!!! LOL!!

[Redcloak]

Somehow, this seems appropriate...

(Extra tin foil not included.)

[Maven]

gee, does it come with its own clitoredectomy kit, too??

I think Mattel took care of that a long time ago....

Did pretty much the same to Ken, too!

Maven