[Ward Smythe]

We would put a GI Joe uniform on him and, since he was always the first to be KIA (he being a girly-man),

And to think you didn't even need a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy...

[Skooz]

Naaa. He was just cannon fodder anyway; a way to get the enemy to reveal his position. When he was gone, the real men (with scars on their faces) finished the job.