[mlbford]

I used to work in a neurosurgurey dept and would have to bring up human heads from the basement to the 5th floor labs. We would put them in pillow cases. One time me and my collegue were bringing up 8 heads (4 each). He dropped one of his pillow cases (2heads) in a crowded elevator. People freaked when they rolled out in the elevator. There were some other doctors in the elevator who were laughing their asses off. Little bit of morbid humor for ya this morning (true story though).

[MaeWest]

OK, I'll bite. Why were the heads not with their original owners and why were they being moved from the basement to the 5th floor??

[NativeNewYorker]

When I worked in a hospital, I saw body parts dropped and bouncing down stairs.

I laughed so hard...