"Well, Minneapolis was good. I felt safe on the airplane. They made everybody put their carry on stuff on the conveyor belt and they checked it and then they looked inside every one of them. They had us walk through the metal detector thing and then everybody had to stand there one by one while they used that wand-thing to go over you. If nothing got set off after both metal detectors then you could go through. If it did then you got sent over to another line where you got patted down.
In Denver, you put your stuff on the conveyor belt and nobody looked inside a single one that I saw and everybody just walked through the metal detector. I didn't see them use a wand on anybody or pat anybody down even if it set off the alarm.
If I was a terrorist, I'd work out of Denver."