"Holy Socks, Batman!" "Now, Robin, you have to understand that this is a Maxwell Smart gig. The perp has C4 in his left shoe... I know...(frustration), his phone is supposed to be there. This is how they throw us off." "Now the guy with three laptops and fourteen garment bags named Achmed-Allah?, he's okay." "The folks in Berkley, CA have confirmed that Achmed-Allah is a politically- correct terrorist." "You see, I told you, Achmed is drinking bottled water." "He's gotta be 'okay'."