[Cactus]

All words of wisdom...

[GeekDejure]

Your wish is my command . . . I'll blame Bill Gates !!! But now I need to get rid of your dead body . . . therefore I'll need to call a "true" friend!!!

A friend will help you move . . .

But only a "true" friend will help you move a dead body !!! ;-))

[Cyber Liberty]

We need a more efficient scapegoater.

[Hoosier Patriot]

You've got it buddy. I have always blamed the plumbing fixture industry for the death of Elvis.

Killer crappers! Bring in the lawyers!