So do I. Every time there has been a cat thread on FR, I go on a rant, generally getting a great numbers of Freepers really mad and they post ugly things about me.
But I found an easy way to clean a cat, so I will put it up as a peace offering to the cat lovers on this board.
First get a burlap sack. Squirt some Ivory soap in it. Put a rock at least twice the weight of the cat in it. Put the cat in it. Tie the sack closed. Throw the sack with rock, soap & cat in it in the nearest body of water that has a depth greater than the length of the sack.
Go home. No more dirty cat problem.