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I think attacking the U.S. was a good idea!
1 posted on 11/12/2001 10:34:16 AM PST by BillCompton
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Damn, Bush still won Florida!
27 posted on 11/12/2001 10:49:20 AM PST by Freemyland
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Local men peacefully enjoying their dinner were taken aback at the unexpected appearance of Hillary Clinton at the outdoor restaurant. "I've lost my appetite", one man complained.
29 posted on 11/12/2001 10:50:23 AM PST by SubSailor
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at the WTO sit-in, protesters react to a good spray of pepper gas!!!
30 posted on 11/12/2001 10:50:28 AM PST by rockfish59
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Members of the local Democratic Club attending an informal planning meeting receive instructions from the Democratic National Committee.
31 posted on 11/12/2001 10:54:42 AM PST by SubSailor
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Despite having two extra months to prepare, John Hagelin could not assemble enough "experts" to influence the recount in his favor.
32 posted on 11/12/2001 10:56:12 AM PST by Physicist
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Served for dessert: Ice Cream Headaches.
33 posted on 11/12/2001 10:56:33 AM PST by Slyfox
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"... and I'm telling you Achmed, Dukakis' eyebrows were growing out to here!!"
34 posted on 11/12/2001 10:59:17 AM PST by theDentist
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Excederin Headache Number B-52
35 posted on 11/12/2001 11:02:02 AM PST by Doctor Raoul
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A group of Bears fans watch as James Allen drops the 4th down pass from quarterback Jim Miller in yesterday's game vs. the Green Bay Packers.
36 posted on 11/12/2001 11:04:14 AM PST by SubSailor
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I forgot, which hand did I use to wipe with???
37 posted on 11/12/2001 11:04:51 AM PST by weegee
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Karnac casting call
39 posted on 11/12/2001 11:06:37 AM PST by WarPaint
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Her Face!! It's uncovered!! Not me - I didn't see her. Where is my Koran? Is this stuffed pork chops?? Oh Holy Jihad!
40 posted on 11/12/2001 11:07:02 AM PST by sandydipper
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karnak says, "sis boom bah"

ed says, "sis boom bah"

karnak says, "what is the sound of a tomahawk hitting my spouse?"
41 posted on 11/12/2001 11:08:46 AM PST by mlocher
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IF WE WERE JEWISH, We'd say

OYEEEVEY!

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And we thought more wives would be more fun than trouble! NOT!

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Anthrax in THEIR food, NOT OURS!!!

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Couldn't we schedule those plane crashes further from our parties?

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Couldn't we schedule some of those heathen music centers and distributors for terrorist attacks? More of this noise and we won't have ears or brains left.

OH, WE FORGOT--DAYLIGHT AND NO FOOD. . .

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HOLY BIN LADEN--THE SALMONELLA (SP?) WAS SLATED FOR NYC! NOT this party!

42 posted on 11/12/2001 11:09:05 AM PST by Quix
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Host (in lower left corner): Okay, you can open your eyes now!

Akbar: Ewwwwww, you forgot to refrigerate the tuna salad, didn't you?

43 posted on 11/12/2001 11:10:36 AM PST by weegee
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Unlike in America, many people in foreign lands have to deal with such a poor quality of food that prayers are said after dinner.
44 posted on 11/12/2001 11:10:51 AM PST by SubSailor
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You put WHAT in the curried rice???!!! BACON GREASE???!!! AGGHHHH, Alah help us!!
45 posted on 11/12/2001 11:12:35 AM PST by JohnMac
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Would somebody please turn off that friggin' rap music!
46 posted on 11/12/2001 11:12:50 AM PST by SubSailor
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Oh, no! Not American Humanitarian Aid packs again *groan*...
47 posted on 11/12/2001 11:13:26 AM PST by weegee
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Party-goers suffer the after effects of Abdul's secret hard boiled egg recipe.
49 posted on 11/12/2001 11:15:49 AM PST by SubSailor
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