I think attacking the U.S. was a good idea!
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To: BillCompton
Damn, Bush still won Florida!
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Local men peacefully enjoying their dinner were taken aback at the unexpected appearance of Hillary Clinton at the outdoor restaurant. "I've lost my appetite", one man complained.
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at the WTO sit-in, protesters react to a good spray of pepper gas!!!
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Members of the local Democratic Club attending an informal planning meeting receive instructions from the Democratic National Committee.
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Despite having two extra months to prepare, John Hagelin could not assemble enough "experts" to influence the recount in his favor.
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Served for dessert: Ice Cream Headaches.
33 posted on
11/12/2001 10:56:33 AM PST by
Slyfox
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"... and I'm telling you Achmed, Dukakis' eyebrows were growing out to here!!"
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Excederin Headache Number B-52
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A group of Bears fans watch as James Allen drops the 4th down pass from quarterback Jim Miller in yesterday's game vs. the Green Bay Packers.
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I forgot, which hand did I use to wipe with???
37 posted on
11/12/2001 11:04:51 AM PST by
weegee
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Karnac casting call
39 posted on
11/12/2001 11:06:37 AM PST by
WarPaint
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Her Face!! It's uncovered!! Not me - I didn't see her. Where is my Koran? Is this stuffed pork chops?? Oh Holy Jihad!
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karnak says, "sis boom bah"
ed says, "sis boom bah"
karnak says, "what is the sound of a tomahawk hitting my spouse?"
41 posted on
11/12/2001 11:08:46 AM PST by
mlocher
To: BillCompton
IF WE WERE JEWISH, We'd say
OYEEEVEY!
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And we thought more wives would be more fun than trouble! NOT!
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Anthrax in THEIR food, NOT OURS!!!
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Couldn't we schedule those plane crashes further from our parties?
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Couldn't we schedule some of those heathen music centers and distributors for terrorist attacks? More of this noise and we won't have ears or brains left.
OH, WE FORGOT--DAYLIGHT AND NO FOOD. . .
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HOLY BIN LADEN--THE SALMONELLA (SP?) WAS SLATED FOR NYC! NOT this party!
42 posted on
11/12/2001 11:09:05 AM PST by
Quix
To: BillCompton
Host (in lower left corner): Okay, you can open your eyes now!
Akbar: Ewwwwww, you forgot to refrigerate the tuna salad, didn't you?
43 posted on
11/12/2001 11:10:36 AM PST by
weegee
To: BillCompton
Unlike in America, many people in foreign lands have to deal with such a poor quality of food that prayers are said after dinner.
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You put WHAT in the curried rice???!!! BACON GREASE???!!! AGGHHHH, Alah help us!!
45 posted on
11/12/2001 11:12:35 AM PST by
JohnMac
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Would somebody please turn off that friggin' rap music!
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Oh, no! Not American Humanitarian Aid packs again *groan*...
47 posted on
11/12/2001 11:13:26 AM PST by
weegee
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Party-goers suffer the after effects of Abdul's secret hard boiled egg recipe.
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