[DugwayDuke]

Please don't confuse me with some one who believes TWA 800 was shot down by the US Navy. (I have it on good authority that plane was brought down by the Bilderbergers in a conspiracy with the CFR because the person in seat 84M was a FreeMason enroute to meet with Prince Charles about building a pipeline under the Himalayas to supply oil and gas to Malaysia as part of a deal to swap South African uranium to Algeria in exchange for diamonds that Prince Charles would use to regain Dianna's love.)

[Junior]

How, pray-tell, would that be possible considering that Charles' mother, Queen Elizabeth, has been one of the major financiers of the Bilderbergers through her drug smuggling operations? Unless, of course, the Bilderbergers finally struck that deal with the Swiss banking establishment ...