[Objective Reality]

The TIMES!!! Holy crap, dude. That's pretty much it, save for the thirty-odd communists populating democraticunderground.com, who are embroiled in a hilarious meltdown as the headlines emerge. Maybe they'll go trash a McDonalds in retaliation. Losers.

[Timesink]

DUh threads:

BWAAAA? CNN announced Bush won!

Outrage! ALL major media outlets spin Bush win

Gore say [sic] Presidential Election of 2000 is Over

CNN.com HEADLINE: Bush Still Wins