[Graewoulf]

An un-punched chad is a valid vote to ABSTAIN.

A dimpled chad is a valid vote to ABSTAIN, with a slight indication of NAUSEA for the candidacy of Sore Losermann.

[D-fendr]

" The ballots were either undervotes on which voting machines were unable to detect a choice for president, or overvotes, which machines read as containing more than one choice."

Translation: Invalid ballots. User error. Non-votes.

Results published in Psychic Hotline News.