(But ... then again ... I had you pegged as MAD about Barbership Quartets so what do I know?)
I guess I'm just thoroughly impressed with the attention leninists pay to every detail -- from sexpol, to education, to "art for art's sake", to music, to drugs and, above all, to the control of language.
Leaving aside the clear and present evidence of the Long-range and decidedly Worldwide scope of their drug and terror cells, I think the case can be made that -- cell by cell -- they've sought to raise consciousnesses worldwide. As part of their gramscian "revolution from within" ... they've attached themselves to those structures -- Catholic sees, tenured faculties, Third Way groupthink-tanks -- from which they can can best grow right over and distort the existing order as they suffocate it to death.
Indeed, I am very angry about their clean-cut image. I had a bad experience, before asymmetrical haircuts became popular.