Posted on 11/10/2001 3:21:26 PM PST by -No Way-
Now Playing in Afghanistan!!
- "The Backsheep Boys"
- "The Odd Couple", starring Bill and Hillary.
- "MATMAN"
- "Documentary: Gray Davis", how to tell the difference between power outages caused by incompetence and carpet bombing...
- "Feetwatch"
- "Documentary: Beatdown", best ways to make females grovel.
- "Returning Glass to Sand"
- "Dodge-Bomb"
- "My Twenty-three Sons"
- "Boys & Boys"
- "Taliban Girl: How to Take a Beating"
- "Taliban Boy: Pointers from Gary Condit"
- "Documentary: Britney", the difference between fake and real bombs...
- "Dr. StrangeLove", starring Osama Bin Laden and his wives
- "Friends", starring Bill & Hillary, Yasser, Saddam, and cameos by Mommahdar K.
- "Driving Miss Daisy Cutter" starring Skared As Shiite.
- "Touched by A Mullah", from Black and Blue Productions.
And the production the Taliban thought that American People would never give 'em...
- "Every Which Way But Loose", starring President George W. Bush.
ROFLMAO!
ADDED
- Strange Sex, Lots a Lies, and Bombed Video Tape
Make me a poster...
"Mashed to Pieces Theater"
"Driving Under Miss Daisy-cutter"
"All Beheadings Considered"
Make me a poster...
Oh, You are so baaaaad! O.K.... I'll see what I can come up with <grin>.
"Tombstones"
"The Invisible Men"
"Cave by Cave" (compare to "Room by Room")
8:00 "Captain Kandahar"
9:00 "The Saudi Duty Show"
9:30 "Talibantubbies"
10:00 "Afghan Rugrats"
10:30 "My Mullah the Car Bomber"
11:00 "The Flying Nut"
11:30 "The Flintstonings"
12:00 "Jee-Hawd"
1:00 "The Sunni and Sheik Comedy Hour"
2:00 "Bazooka"
3:00 "The Veiled, Veiled East"
4:00 "Teenage Ninja Muslim Turbans"
4:30 "Anthrax Roadshow"
5:30 "The PJs" (with Peter Jennings)
6:00 "Sixty Virgins"
7:00 "Torched by an Avenging Angel"
8:00 "Everybody Loves Ramadan"
8:30 "The Drew Carriers Show"
9:00 "Enemies"
9:30 "Not Landing"
10:30 "The Merry Traitor Maher Show"
TODAY'S BEST BET:
2:00 "Bazooka" Eastern. The Cartridges have to deal with crack British and American forces that have invaded the Ponderosama. Starring Lerne Meene as Bin Cartridge, Bernhell Roberts as Atom, Damn Blockade as Camm, Michael Laden as Little Jihad, and Victor Die Yung as Hop Plane.
(#122 on the thread, Afghan TV Guide)
I'm bustin' a gut here...
I'm bustin' a gut here...
The Days of Our Lies
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