Sorry to disappoint you, O Skeptical One, but I don't see monters(sic) in my closet. If I were to see one or more, I believe I'd just shoot 'em dead. Moreover, I haven't chewed gum in so many years, that I haven't the tinfoil to make a hat.
If you'd read what the one-worlders themselves have written over the years, you might be inclined to change your mind. Start with "Philip Dru, Administrator" written by Colonel Edward Mandell House.