[tutstar]

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OK, time for a cup of coffee, didn't you guys see the source?

[SAMWolf]

I love the "Gotcha's"

[Pete53]

This is really a crappy thing to do. I was upset.

[LaBradford22]

The Bogus News Network? Do you mean CNN?

[nocommies]

bogus, BUT all too believable! hope no one from the aclu sees this thread, theyll file suit next week.