[Sirloin]

Kinsey, who died prematurely of disease associated with excessive masturbation...

LOL! Wouldn't most teenage boys be dead of this "disease"?

[Myrnick]

Yeah, I would like a little more information on this "disease." Anyone want to report back after some "hands-on" research?

But seriously, he died from playing with himself? Going blind I can see (pun intended), but death? As a syphylitic once said, "could someone clear this up for me please?"

[Benrand]

Hmmm, maybe crusty sheets suffocated him...or quite possibly, his eyesight got so bad that he drove off a cliff.

[kaylar]

Yeah, that line , uh, jumped up at me , too. All I can figure is, Kinsey may have died under circumstances suggesting accidental hanging while undergoing autoerotic asphyixiation. I did a google search, and all I could find was that he suffered guilt from excessive masturbation while a child, had a weak heart, and died of heart problems, which his admireres blame on his detractors. This article outlines some of Kinsey's known kinky habits.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Kinsey, who died prematurely of disease associated with excessive masturbation...

LOL! Wouldn't most teenage boys be dead of this "disease"?

I was told it would only make one go blind.