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To: be-baw
ant=and

Whew! For a minute there I was getting ready to surrender to the invading ant aliens like Simpson's Kent Brockman did.

51 posted on 11/09/2001 10:45:10 AM PST by jlogajan
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To: jlogajan
ant=and

Whew! For a minute there I was getting ready to surrender to the invading ant aliens like Simpson's Kent Brockman did.

Hey, great minds think alike. Just two hours and 15 minutes after my above comment was posted, Jonah Goldberg also referred to Kent Brockman's surrender to the ants.

Here's the link to the article

And here's an excerpt from Jonah:

One of my favorite scenes in The Simpsons (as longtime readers know) is when Homer is selected to join a space-shuttle mission. News anchor Kent Brockman is scheduled to interview the shuttle crew while Homer and the rest of the crew are in orbit. But just before they "switch live" to the craft, there's a mishap on board. Homer, unaccustomed to weightlessness, has smashed an ant farm they brought with them. When Kent Brockman cuts to the live feed from the shuttle, the garden-variety ants float by the TV-camera lens — momentarily appearing gigantic. Then, they lose the picture.

Brockman, like so many TV newsmen, responds instantly with his gut impressions: "Ladies and gentlemen, er, we've just lost the picture, but, uh, what we've seen speaks for itself. The Corvair spacecraft has been taken over — 'conquered', if you will — by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain, there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to... toil in their underground sugar caves."

52 posted on 11/10/2001 6:46:34 AM PST by jlogajan
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