[11th Earl of Mar]

Chelsea just mader herself fair game.

[11th Earl of Mar]

"Once we stopped running, I started praying. I prayed for my country and my city. I stopped berating the tax cut and started praying that the president would rise to lead us.

George W. Bush WAS leading before the attacks. You just didn't know it.

[Diogenesis]

[w1andsodidwe]

According to her Daddy, she is fair game. Remember she may have had ancestors who did wrong to the ancestors of the men flying the planes. Therefore, she deserved to be terrified.

[TomGuy]

I am still unsure about what Humpty Dumpty represented to me

She's been so isolated and protected, she's living in a nursery-rhyme world.

[wideawake]

In general I am an incredibly self-reliant person

With parents that self-absorbed I'd guess you'd have to be, Chelsea.

[Arthur McGowan]

Actually, taking into account that she's been immersed in evil since infancy, she seems like a nice girl.

[FRlurker]

Poor kid. She sounds totally brainwashed by the left. How sad.

[rightwingextremist1776]

The rotten apple didn't fall far from the tree. Moron is what moron does!

[BlueHorseShoe]

Forgive me for saying this loudly but...BIG HUGE BARF!

[Ratatoskr]

Humpty Dumpty? As in "all the king's horses and all the king's men/couldn't put ____ back together again"? This chinless wonder is Oxford material?

[chit*chat]

. . . I was expounding on the detriments of the Bush tax cut . . .

Does she 'expound' like her mother - at you - instead of engaging in an exchange of conversation?

She sounds like a boring date.

[culpeper]

Doesn't she realize that she sounds like a complete idiot? Whatever happened to the story that she was jogging around the WTC or WFC? Could she be the anti-christ? No doubt it...shes too stupid. But the spawn of Hitlery and Klintoon is pretty scary.

[Hildy]

F**K her. I wonder where she got the Humpty Dumpty metaphor. The most privileged, spoiled child speaks...and it ain't pretty. So totally self-absorbed, like her parents. Me, me, me. And by the way, what kind of brilliant person runs TOWARDS the fire? I hate this family with ever fiber of my being.

[LarryLied]

Cheer up Chelsea. With Bush preoccupied with the war, he won't have time to encourage conservatives to chain blacks to the back of pick-up trucks and drag them to their death. The Bush plot to organize howling hordes of Christian extremists to murder homosexuals has been put on hold also.

[All-American Medic]

"I realized that I had become a New Yorker. I expect now that I'll always be one..." Chelsea, No you arent and you will never be! When you leave take momma and daddy with ya....You arent wanted here and neither are they, Your momma won because Rudy took himself out of the election and Poppa hangs in Harlem because they are the only ones who still believe his crap. Chels, where's the best place to get a bagel in the AM?? What blocks make up little Italy? What's an egg cream?? Who was the first manager of the Mets?? What streets make up Hell's Kitchen? or chinatown or the village?? ever been to Stuyvesant town?? or seen a game at the Rucker?? Taken a walk on the Brooklyn Promenade?? been to San Gennaro?? How bout the St. Patrick's day parade that mommy was afraid to march in? What subway line do you take from Manhattan to Yankee Stadium or what number is the line out to Shea? See you little witch, there is more to NYC than just Katie and Matt, Rosie and Broadway and all the artsy fartsy pinkie up parties on the upper west side! New York has a soul that you and your ilk will never understand, we are tough and ballsy, whiners are not allowed..You ever been elbowed out of the way for a cab by an old lady?? See its your mommy and daddy and people like them that made it impossible for my kids to grow up there the way I did, because they let the skels run the city. So we had to leave and go north!! So shut up and get out..You stooooooonad!! Fughhhhheaboutit!!!!!!

[The Wizard]

someday this girl will wake up and realize who and what her "daddy" is and go hide in the closet for 20 years

[chit*chat]

. . . I was expounding on the detriments of the Bush tax cut . . .

Does she 'expound' like her mother - at you - instead of engaging in an exchange of conversation?

She sounds like a boring date.

[NC Conservative]

THE DETRIMENT OF TWO UGLY PEOPLE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX

[ZULU]

Thank God the Clintons are not as prolific as the Kennedys. One festering family of left-wing inebriated, perverted Democratic demogogues is more than enough. I guess just one Chelsea to deal with is a bargain.

[pke]

She "stared senselessly at the television," then headed downtown, where she heard a deafening rumble..."I was expounding on the detriments of Bush's tax cut as we approached Grand Central Terminal and were met with hordes of people running out of the station," some crying "Fire!" and "Bomb!"

So after seeing the the first tower in flames on TV she was headed downtown "expounding on the detriments of Bush's tax cut"? I didn't start expounding on the detriments of Bush's tax cut until the second tower was hit. She really is a genius!