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Dear Sirs or Madameses,

Before September 11th I wouldn’t a thunk I had many innocences and/or observationes left. Let me tell you, I was wrong! I awoke that day and realizded that my mother was Senator. That maded me way happy and I prayed to god to thank her for that.

Then, like, my friend called up. She was like World Trade Center got hit! I was like get out! She was like duh yeah! I was like no way. She was like way!

So I goed out and runned downtown. I runned and I runned. Then I realized I was running uptown, so I turned around and runned back the other way.

Then the building was all falling. I was sad. There were like children in there! Maybe horses too, you know in the basement. Maybe. I don’t know.

Then I thought about how only if my Mom’s health care plan had gotten past, all those dead people would have been like fixed.

For twenty years or something, I always thoughted I was safe and I were. Now I not too sure about being in my own skin! Over here in Boxfold, English, I see peoples who don’t like America. I guess they never hearded of my Dad, who is like cool and good and all that. I really miss America and stuff especially the news and MTV who liked me Dad.

Thank you and the end.

82 posted on 11/08/2001 12:36:56 PM PST by dead
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To: dead
Priceless!!!!!!!!
101 posted on 11/08/2001 12:42:46 PM PST by aShepard
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To: dead
LOL... I would pay good money to know that Chelsea was sitting in front of a computer at Oxford, reading this thread and crying her eyes out!
105 posted on 11/08/2001 12:44:29 PM PST by Sloth
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To: dead
Oh, like that is so true.
109 posted on 11/08/2001 12:46:03 PM PST by mountaineer
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To: dead
Mr. Dead: your #82,

stop, my kid thinks I'm a loon, laughing at my computer

...thanks for the chuckle...

143 posted on 11/08/2001 1:12:04 PM PST by dakine
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To: dead
Sheez! I laughed so hard I had to use my inhaler! You could have killed me, but it was worth it! Thanks.:-)
178 posted on 11/08/2001 2:20:12 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: dead
Your #82 could very well be the funniest thing I've ever read here. Please post this over at DU!
185 posted on 11/08/2001 2:31:17 PM PST by Jodi
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To: dead
Re: Your post #82 -

Hysterical! I'll be giggling for days!
258 posted on 11/08/2001 7:27:20 PM PST by NatureGirl
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