Posted on 11/08/2001 12:07:26 PM PST by Lucky2
What a prissy little snit!
No wonder, with Bill and Hillary as parents!
Bad choice of words, IMO:
Main Entry: in·no·cence
Pronunciation: 'i-n&-s&n(t)s
Function: noun
Date: 14th century
1 a : freedom from guilt or sin through being unacquainted with evil : BLAMELESSNESS b : CHASTITY c : freedom from legal guilt of a particular crime or offense d (1) : freedom from guile or cunning : SIMPLICITY (2) : lack of worldly experience or sophistication e : lack of knowledge : IGNORANCE
No wonder, with Bill and Hillary as parents!
"...shocked..."
Says so much, doesn't it?
You can thank Monica's ex-boyfriend for that you little snit.
p.s. He's not your dad.
Lemmme see here, she's wandering down a street in NYC with six black suits surrounding her, one or two a block ahead of her on both sides of the street, one or two behind her a block behind her, an armored car moving down the street beside her for a quick escape route. A few more black suits checking side streets and alley ways before she gets to them.
And she is in a complete daze and doesn't remeber how she got there? Doesn't remember how she arrived at a pay phone line? What kind of Horse S**t is this?
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Hillary tells how a coffee saved Chelsea's life in New York attack
BYLINE: Ramsay, Allan
A CUP of coffee was all that saved Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of the former US President, from being caught up in the terrorist attack on the World Trade Center, it was revealed today.
Chelsea, 21, was missing for two hours in the immediate aftermath of the attack forcing her mother, Senator Hillary Clinton, to lie in a telephone call to her husband about their daughter's whereabouts.
Chelsea, who is due to start at Oxford University next month, went out jogging just before the attack and had planned to run around the plaza at the base of the twin towers but stopped off at a cafE, Senator Clinton told a US television talk show. "She'd gone on what she thought would be just a great jog. She was going to go around the towers. She went to get a cup of coffee and that's when the plane hit," said Mrs Clinton.
"Bill was in Australia and he was so upset by what he was seeing on television that I didn't want to tell him that I couldn't find her until I found her. I told him, everything's fine, don't worry."
Her first thought on seeing the second plane hit the center was "terrorists" and then she Her daughter was still close enough to hear the explosions and see smoke pouring out of the buildings, she said.
Senator Clinton said she was proud of the way her successor, First Lady Laura Bush, was handling the crisis.
"I know how difficult that position is from my own eight years of experience," she said.
"And you know, when the country is under attack, your husband may very well be a target.
"It's not easy to go out there in a composed and very gracious manner. So I was just very proud."
Pinging you. Isn't this the fourth or fifth different story about where Chelsea was that morning? What happened to her going for a cup of coffee, or her wonderful morning jog? Remember hearing about what danger Chelsea? Now we hear that she was inside a friend's apartment that morning!
The Onion is much higher quality! This isn't good enough to wrap around fish guts.
I have not been prone to ridicule Chelsea in the past, as long as she stayed in the background and kept her trap shut. But now she is fair game for ANYTHING, people. What an ideological whore. BTW, how many version of Chelsea's 9/11 story are there? I liked the jogging-while-drinking-hot-coffee one the best.
OMG, Howlin. This is very upsetting. Genetically speaking, she may be The Big Creep's creepy kid after all. I had really pretty much settled on the unpardonable but rather lippy Webster Hubbel as her father.
Remember, now, her parents told her all along that people like us -- who never once had to WONDER if we loved our country -- were the bad guys.
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