Dennis Miller Slams the Media with Chorus of "We don't want to know" calls Bill Clinton Porno Kid

mediaresearch ^ | 11/7/2001 | Brent Baker

[Sir Gawain]

bling

[EggsAckley]

Sometimes it takes gringos longer.......

[GraniteStateConservative]

Bling, Bling.

Maybe Jay will invite Miller and James Woods on the show at the same time-- ripping on Clintoon and making the audience cheer.

Hell, I'd stay up to watch it!

[kingh99]

Don't count on the effeminate real job dodging WA press corp to ever get it.

Glad Miller told em to F off.

[dubyagee]

That heart skips more than Richard Simmons on his way to an N'Sync concert."

ROTFL........Let's enjoy this while it lasts.....

[The Vast Right Wing]

"Miller contended: "You know what this country needs is a jolt. Look we are fighting with these people over there, they're our worst enemies. They live to kill us. I mean and we've got Alaska sitting up there and we bought it for dirt cheap, it's loaded with oil and yet we don't go in because there's like five caribou in there, you know? Screw the caribou! I don't give a shit [bleeped out] about the caribou! I say you run a pipe in there and suck it dry. The caribou can wait!"

Leno: "You eat the caribou."

Miller: "Exactly. Did you ever see the caribou? They're up there, they can't believe the deal they've got, you know? They walk around and go, 'why don't they come in here, 'cuz we're here!' They're looking at each other, 'we're caribou, what are they thinking?! Where do they find their oil? Oh off their enemies.' Oh great. You know it just doesn't make any sense to me. I like Bush is doing so far."

ROTFLMAO!!! Coffee out the nose and on the keyboard. You go Dennis.

[TLBSHOW]

Miller contended: "You know what this country needs is a jolt. Look we are fighting with these people over there, they're our worst enemies. They live to kill us. I mean and we've got Alaska sitting up there and we bought it for dirt cheap, it's loaded with oil and yet we don't go in because there's like five caribou in there, you know? Screw the caribou! I don't give a shit [bleeped out] about the caribou! I say you run a pipe in there and suck it dry. The caribou can wait!"

Leno: "You eat the caribou."

Miller: "Exactly.

BUMP

[RooRoobird14]

"So you know the difference between Clinton and Bush to me is that Bush somehow has managed to turn off the 'wocka-wocka' ‘70s porno guitar of the Clinton administration. You know?

LOL!!!! I guess I'll have to give Dennis Miller a second chance now. Yah gotta love the way he slams The Rapist and the Mediots who enabled his depraved personal life.

[KC Burke]

I saw that broadcast and was glad to see Miller has made a full reversal from where he was two years ago. Its easy when you have few principles and virtues to swing whichever way the wind blows and to endorse what "seems reasonable." Celebrities and entertainers being held up as persons capable of appropriate and weighty social commentary is one of the things that is so poor in our media and society at large.

In a year, he will swing to the direction of the next wind of opinion...bank on it.

[TLBSHOW]

We both caught that classic!

[billbears]

usually left-leaning comedian

Apparently Brent hasn't watched Miller's show for the past year. Miller has been getting quite conservative in the past two years, and I'll say it again (although I'm constantly laughed at for it) is the ONLY reason I waste 3 1/2 hours on Monday Night to watch the game. Maybe next year, they could lose Al Michaels and the other guy and just let Miller do the commentary

[Clinton's a rapist]

Miller moved on to Vice President Cheney: "I like the way Bush has hired Cheney because I think Cheney is the guy you ought to watch for. You don't ever see Cheney any more since this hit the fan. Because he's in the bunker pushing buttons ending enemies' lives, you know? That's a tough guy. Cheney's thinking, 'Listen I got a bad ticker, I'd like nothing more than to take a couple of you punks with me.' You know Cheney's, Cheney's like Sanford and Son. He's walking through three heart attacks a day. He just doesn't care. That heart skips more than Richard Simmons on his way to an N'Sync concert."

Love it!

[mattdono]

I am sure that he is still a liberal, but when the truth (and the right thing to do) is SO OBVIOUS, even liberals can acknowledge it, unless they have a very specific agenda...

Hmmmm...

So, clearly, it is either the media WANTS our young men and women of the military DEAD, or, they are just stupid?

It's sad to say, but it is probably both!

Bling, bling for Dennis Miller's partial enlightenment.

[goldstategop]

Denis Miller was never a liberal he was and is a libertarian. Simple and straight. He doesn't like Clinton either and I think the "Porno Kid" is an appropriate sobriquet for X42. He's the first ex President in American history whose affair (and life) became juicy material for the X-rated sites on the Internet. What a legacy.

[Brett66]

What's up with this commie? He must have had a brain transplant.

[mattdono]

Cheney's thinking, 'Listen I got a bad ticker, I'd like nothing more than to take a couple of you punks with me.'

I love this Clint Eastwood-esque description of Cheney. And, seeing as how he is from Wyoming (which is plateau, topographically), we should start calling him "The High Plains Drifter".

[Oldeconomybuyer]

"That heart [Cheney's] skips more than Richard Simmons on his way to an N'Sync concert."

ROFLMAO, and not wanting to know ANYTHING about ground troops!

[Carolinamom]

Dennis Miller's rebuke of the "journalists" and Clinton ritescheer! 'Loves Bush and Cheney.....along with Leno's audience too!

[mattdono]

Well, I don't know that I would say that. I would say that, if anything, he may claim to be libertarian, but I think he is more of a leftist.