[Yankee]

The barometric pressure in her head is so low that she experiences her own personal hurricanes.

Dumber than a box of rocks, but way better looking!

Even Bob Dole doesn't need the blue pills when she's around.

[Redcloak]

It wasn't a fair question anyway. Everyone knows that her specialty is semiconductor physics.

[Steve_Seattle]

"Dumber than a box of rocks, but way better looking."

I can't separate her persona from her looks, therefore I find her distinctly unattractive (which is not the same as ugly).