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To: Howlin
Dear Bank,

I demand that you stop giving people their money because one of your customers went out and bought a bucket of mud and came by and splattered the mud on my property. If you refuse to cease to hand out money to customers, I will sue you.

Sincerely yours in the Eternal Struggle for peace and freedom,
Etc., and so forth..


Dear Home Depot,

I demand that you immediately cease and desist from the selling of mud buckets. If you insist on continuing to sell mud buckets, you will have left me no choice.

Kindest regards for the world's poor,
Etc and so on and so forth...

127 posted on 11/07/2001 4:55:21 PM PST by Cultural Jihad
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To: Cultural Jihad
If that's a macro, send it to this witch.........I'm sure she will be needing it!
128 posted on 11/07/2001 5:01:02 PM PST by Howlin
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