Dog/monkey on a stick with San Magoo beer (Philippines) the worst part is San Magoo beer farts I think it's the formaldehyde that's the killer. Peel paint off the walls and make grown Marines cry for a mop suit type of bad.
Then crawling over the bridge of SH!T river back to NS Subic Bay praying that you don't fall in and have to face the corpsman with the Gamma Globulin shots (ouch!)
We can get San Miguel beer at a local shop. Should I send you some?