Microsoft Haikus

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[Winged Elf]

Doh! Six in the second, not five. Restatement:

Or if you are dumb,
Switch to Windows XP.
It runs like crap, though.

Much better. :)

[Winged Elf]

MIGRATE! NOT SWITCH!$#@$!

I swear I need to go to bed.

[Winged Elf]

To become noticed,
YELL WITH BOLD ITALIC TEXT!!!!!!!!!
...should you feel the need.

This'll be the last one out of me for a while, but I'm feeling so creative! :P

[Winged Elf]

I kinda saw that
But I had just woken up.
Throw me a bone here!

Okay, so I lied.
Haikus are too fun to write.
It's 4 AM now.

Heh...

[Winged Elf]

Six fourty should be
Enough for anybody
So says Billy Gates.

Little does he know
Thirty years from that point on
Windows hogs it all.

Nineteen eighty four.
Apple shakes the foundation
We are now at war.

MS goes to court.
Apple says MS cheated.
Then Xerox steps in.

Nineteen ninety one.
Linus Torvalds up to bat.
Rookie of the year.

Linux gaining ground.
Microsoft in deep, deep crap.
What happened to Mac?

Rhapsody dies off.
Apple churns out OS X.
UNIX on a Mac?!

Wow, it ain't Linux
running on a Macintrash.
Apple strikes a nerve.

MS does XP.
Product activation sucks.
As does other things.

Win2K owns it.
Same kernel, old interface.
Plus it runs faster.

DOJ gives up.
States refuse to give it up.
It drags on further...

Heh. :)

[2Trievers]

Harmony, unity
Bliss two systems amalgam
Peace on earth, harmony

[2Trievers]

Haiku police spoiler Get a life, stopping our fun Concentrate on love

[2Trievers]

Triple dang!

Haiku police spoiler
Get a life, stopping our fun
Concentrate on love

[Winged Elf]

This is Captain Winged
Elf of the Federation
Starship Resistance

Futile? My ass.
Heh. Bring it on, Billy boy.
Assimilate this.

In case anyone is wondering, futile can be pronounced with three syllables as well as two.

[2Trievers]

Flutter Butterfly
To the moon and back again
Rejuvination

[fish hawk]

The suns coming up
Cannot stop those Freepers from
Haikuing their rants.

[null and void]

The Blue Screen of Death
A sad sight I do not see
Thank you MacOS

[danneskjold]

Can't believe my eyes
Are we still writing Haikus?
When will it all end?

[bwteim]

A "newbie" speaks out.
but dies in a mass of flames.
no one seems to care.

Real newbie bows to
the true haiku masters who
grok Zen of "FR".

[fish hawk]

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