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Posted on 11/06/2001 11:56:47 AM PST by Cicero
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To: Bush2000
Ha ha ha ha ha
Bush 2000 is here now
he likes Macs too
(I did it! I think I did a real haiku! I counted it on my fingers...)
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To: Cicero
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetryThere was obviously a MAJOR screwup in the translation. What Micro$oft told the Japanese was grossly mistranslated. What M$ said was that "All error messages to the end user should effectively say F^CK YOU"... not haiku.
There. Had to get that straight. 8^)
To: Cicero
Fingers are crossed
Just upgraded to XP
So far all is well
To: CheneyChick
Frustration and pain
Only Microsoft's browser
Is worth what you pay
Ignorant experts
Tell me to eat soup with fork.
The Microsoft way.
Bloatware is the way.
Ugly clip art adorns it,
When bankers design.
To: poindexter
You installed XP.
We can see your private files.
Sold them. Here comes spam!
Boss thinks I've gone mad
Laughing like a lunatic
At MS haikus.
To: Serb5150
Simple verse paints truth
Still the moment
Taliban dead.
(You're right, these are cute.) I love making fun of Windows, though I'm compelled to aim my arrow at al queda swine.
67
posted on
11/06/2001 5:20:51 PM PST
by
jwfiv
To: innocentbystander
Doctor orders rest
MS rebounds full Earnest
Redmond sleeps well
Comment #69 Removed by Moderator
To: innocentbystander
Butterfly taps Windows Mauna Loa programmer Finds pillow quite hard
To: 2Trievers
Dang!
Butterfly taps Windows
Mauna Loa programmer
Finds pillow quite hard
Comment #72 Removed by Moderator
To: innocentbystander
A cyclone stirs now
Heading for a spot
Ligting on moonbeams?
To: 2Trievers
Double dang!
A cyclone stirs now
Heading for a spot
Lighting on moonbeams?
To: innocentbystander
Messages all futile
Geek's important rest
Needs night's columbine
Comment #76 Removed by Moderator
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To: CheneyChick
Ha ha ha ha ha
Bush 2000 is here now
he likes Macs too(I did it! I think I did a real haiku! I counted it on my fingers...)
Ha ha ha ha ha
CheneyChick still cannot count
She's one finger short
To: my_pointy_head_is_sharp
darn darn darn darn darn
bad word, bad word, big bad word
CheneyChick is mad
To: Cicero
Your post is quite nice.
But winter winds cut to bone.
While TRASH FLAMES always warm.
80
posted on
11/06/2001 8:06:12 PM PST
by
Socks C.
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