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"God alone knows why anyone would want to bomb MTU. There is nothing there but snow and ice."

And a University which supplied many of the engineers who made your life more enjoyable.

Factoid: The "Intel Inside" logo? Designed by a Michigan Tech grad.

But you're right. The place sucks, there's no reason for anyone to come to Houghton, especially to live. It's not worth your time, so don't bother. Really.

Well, they could have tried to bomb the satellite campus of the U of Michigan in Ann Arbor, but that would clear out too many of the lefties...

Bombing the other subsidiary campus of the U of Michigan in Flint, would be redundant. Flint's already a war zone.

Bombing SVSU, GVSU, or LSSU would... I don't know. Is there anything there?

Bombing Ferris State would not be noticed. I believe they're bombed already.

Bombing MSU... Why bother? They'll muck it up on their own. (They might pull it out with the referee's help, though.)

Bombing Wayne State is also redundant. (See UM-Flint.) However, the grad students will keep working as long as Z's remains in our hearts.

Now, bombing the main campus of the University of Michigan, in Dearborn, will get me really mad. I mean, whatever would we do without the Armenian Studies Department?

See, I can make fun of my own alma mater. I'm equal opportunity when it comes to making fun of Michigan's public colleges and universities. I am allowed to make fun; my degrees are from them.