[Eddeche]

found white powder on the apartment floor and a note taped to an interior door that read, "Life's to (sic) short.

Lime on the floor and a note = life in prison.

The authorities have truly gone insane.

Next up: A man yelling "F**k You !" at a woman will be charged with rape.

[riri]

Lime on the floor and a note = life in prison

Seven knives, mace, stun gun, illegal paperwork, knowledge of other suspects address, shaved body, nuclear power plant plans=free plane ticket to any American city of your choice and a free beverage at McDonalds.

yeeshh