[Mudboy Slim]

"...your guitar will stay in-tune."

Actually, no, my guitar's very rarely in tune...that's a part of what makes me so durned scarey...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"...that's a part of what makes me so durned scarey...LOL!!"

HA!!
So that's the secret to your amazing musical appeal with the Ladies, eh?
I knew all along you'd slip-up & spill the beans, Mud.
Now to go give each of my geetars six screws a quick, random twist.

See if it works for me. ;^)