Posted on 11/05/2001 7:33:29 PM PST by medved
I've got an idea for the next government of Afghanistan:
George W. Bush should appoint one William J. (Slick) Clinton to be president-4-life of Afghanistan.
Everybody wins. The Push-toons get a new government which, while wretched by American standards, would be miles ahead of anything they've had. Klinton gets an endless supply of women to whom the roughest sex he could come up with would seem like chivalry and gallantry compared to what they were used to, and the United States gets the benefit of having the sorry lunatic 12,000 miles from our shores until his final breath.
In fact, you could even carry the idea one step further and organize all of the world's sorry places which are obviously incapable of governing themselves into a NWE, or New World Empire, and have Slick rule it as NWU, or New World Umpire. Just like Israel was once ruled by judges, Afghanistan, North Korea, Iraq, Iran, Sudan, Syria, and all such places could be ruled by umpires. Just like in baseball, they could shout, jump up and down, and call the umpire all manner of callumnies, but they would have no remedy beyond that.
All of the New World Order types and advocates could find employment in the New World Empire, and the rest of the world, having no real need for such new world organization, could go on with their lives.
That's not nice to the women either.
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