This piece has also been credited to George Carlin several times on this forum.
I thought some Indian dude wrote it. then again it would have included: I have 4 junk cars and 12 washing machines in my front yard, Im a bad american.
Sorry, I couldnt hep myself.
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83 posted on 11/05/2001 12:10:04 PM PST by Gasshog