Posted on 11/04/2001 3:01:59 PM PST by Mahone
Our President knows it's either them our us and he chose them to be the victims. Civilization cannot withstand a band of outlaws with megabucks and weapons of mass destruction.
YURTYAK, Turkmenistan (Rooters) -- Iben Shall'aa'am,
president of the local PETA of Arabia, announced today
that, following the wholesale liquidation of human bridal
stock in sales to the Taliban, the Society of Nanny Goats
is filing suit for a-a-a-alienation of a-a-a-a-ffection.
that sounds backwards. you'd think they would have sold them.
Dear Taliban Morons,
When we finish with killing you, and the sand-goblins you married your women to, your women will need to shift for themselves.
Fortunately, there will be numerous employment opportunities for them as cocktail waitresses, singers, bartenders and entertainers at the numerous nightspots that pop up like mushrooms around an American garrison.
They'll learn about things, and have experiences and adventures, that would humiliate and enrage you, if you were alive to know about them.
But dont worry... You won't be.
Now Dont despair that this is a blind alley for your genes. Although you will be a dead end, with no stake in the future, your women will have descendants.
They just wont happen to look a bit like you. (snicker...)
But then, you haven't seen their women!
Has anyone?
"Ohhhhhh, me foist, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck"
How many times did potential grooms request the trigger be pulled?
Sounds to me that these women are about as ugly as the Hillary. I'd bring bags of money to to get rid of her.
The secret weddings took place last week in suburbs and villages around Kandahar and involved Arab women getting married to locals who agreed to look after them in return for large sums of money, The Sunday Telegraph reported today.
"The Arabs came at night bringing large numbers of women and suitcases of money," the newspaper quoted Abdul Razza, a teacher from Kandahar who witnessed some of the negotiations.
"They asked that the people look after their womenfolk and protect them in the war."
Now, if they were asking those guys to take care of their livestock I might be inclined to believe this story, but take care of their womenfolk????? Like they give a rats ass about the women. Sorry...don't buy it.
But the women were paying, instead
of vice versa!
No stranger than shooting your mother in the head because she showed her ankle in public..these are nomad heathans....
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