[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

.....chairborne ranger.

I wanna be an chairborne ranger,
I wanna live the life of danger
Flippin channels at pace that'll daze ya
never see a commercial the whole dang day ya
fox news, cnn, cspan, and geraldo
Oh I wanna be a chairborne ranger.

I never claimed to be doug from upland.

[PatrioticAmerican]

"I never claimed to be doug from upland."

So, it's safe to assume that you WON'T be signing it! 223, this song sung out of key, both do brain damage!

[Fiddlstix]

I wanna be an chairborne ranger,
I wanna live the life of danger
Flippin channels at pace that'll daze ya
never see a commercial the whole dang day ya
fox news, cnn, cspan, and geraldo
Oh I wanna be a chairborne ranger.

I never claimed to be doug from upland.

ROFLMAO!
Good One!

[Mr. Bungle]

"I wanna be an chairborne ranger,...

LOL!!