/john
Okay, try this.
First hit your cap locks back to lower case. Then shut down, disconnecting your mouse and keyboard.
Strip down to your underwear and walk outside taking the mouse and keyboard with you.
Promptly go to your neighbor's Halloween pumpkin and situate it, directly in front of your house. Stand on top of the pumpkin and begin swinging the mouse and keyboard over your head...and this is important, make sure the keyboard is in your right hand....as you are swinging the aforementioned articles, begin shouting at the top of your lungs..."It worked on the job!' "It worked on the job!"
The people in the approaching vehicle, with the flashing red lights will be able to assist you.