[dread78645]

Put all your canned goods in the hallway & walk on top of them for the first 2 months (Med deployment).
Make a pot of coffee with apple juice; the 8K potable water is fubar, and you're really jonesin' it.
Have someome randomly pour a tablespoon of cold hydraulic fluid down your back while you're taking a dump.
Cut all the tit-shots & nude sceens from the movies, splice together --Channel fever flick.

[RandallFlagg]

OH MY GAWD! I remember walking to my rack after midwatch(Through the Marine's berthing) and I saw these guys watching "Barnyard Follies". There went my sleep!