 Members of the Turkish army's special forces perform a demonsration in the air during Republic Day celebrations in Ankara in this Oct. 29, 2001. Turkey will deploy special forces troops to Afghanistan, the government said Thursday Nov. 1, 2001, becoming the first Muslim nation to join in the U.S.-led attacks against the Taliban and Osama bin Laden. (AP Photo/Burhan Ozbilici/File) |
 The Turkish Army's special forces will smuggle Osama in disguise out of Afghanistan to be executed at ground zero by having a stick of dynamite shoved up where the stuffing goes. |