[peabers]

Nope. I've had that piece of paper for 10 years now.

[jjbrouwer]

Speaking of other sorts of 'pieces of paper', I got a rather nasty unsolicited private reply from skaggy eel inquiring as to whether I regularly wiped Kanga's ass for him.

It is apparently not acceptable to welcome foreign guests onto Jim's excellent site.

Mind you I have been here rather longer than Eel so he can take a running jump.