[Hatteras]

"Looks like Hatteras or Buxton would be about the only safe place"

I'll meet you at the Sandbar & Grille! You think those little drink umbrellas will protect us from the fallout?...

[Constitution Day]

"Looks like Hatteras or Buxton would be about the only safe place"
"You think those little drink umbrellas will protect us from the fallout?..."

See ya there!

Your idea could work... see story from just the other day: Toy balloons take pilot to 11,000ft record