[Poohbah]

WTF am I supposed to do if and when I hear the sirens go off? Wave my flag and sing the star spangled banner?

No, you're supposed to get upwind of the plant. Do I have to do ALL of your thinking for you?

[Slippery Fish]

"get upwind of the plant" Sure let me go call someone I'll be right back..."excuse me Mr. President can you tell me the exact location of the nuclear power plant in Florida that is a possible threat to everyone who is in a 100 mile radius?" Don't think so much Poohbah